Canberra Airport was unusually busy this week — and the people inside were even more fascinating than the flight board.

From questionable travel outfits to some very Canberra-specific characters, the terminal had absolutely everything.

But one chaotic moment in the security line completely stole the show.

Ellie and Bethany attempted to identify every personality you’re guaranteed to encounter before boarding a flight.

One particular passenger even earned a brand-new title that may be impossible to forget.

Listen to the full audio above to meet the complete cast of Canberra Airport characters.

Weekend breakfast airs Saturdays across Canberra on Hit 104.7 from 8am – 10am with Ellie Angel and Bethany Larsen.